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13:09 

all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you
Dhaulagiri is the seventh highest mountain in the world. It forms the eastern anchor of the Dhaulagiri Himal, a subrange of the Himalaya in the Dhawalagiri Zone of north central Nepal. Across the deep gorge of the Kali Gandaki to the east lies the Annapurna Himal, home to Annapurna I, one of the other eight-thousanders. Dhaulagiri means "White Mountain" in Sanskrit.

In terms of rise above local terrain, Dhaulagiri is, in fact, almost unparalleled in the world. For example, it rises 7000m over the Kali Gandaki gorge to the southeast in about 30km of horizontal distance. The Kali Gandaki is especially dramatic since Dhaulagiri and Annapurna both stand near the river, giving a unique example of two Eight-thousanders facing each other over a deep valley.

20:40 

Тест спелла, а не дайриков...

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
      Перекинув сумку через плечо, Линда с беззаботным видом шла к выходу, готовая ответить на любую неожиданностей. Однако в тоже время она чувствовала, что после случившегося неожиданностей быть не должно. Здесь в глазах царили только недоумение и страх.
      У выхода стоял Хэнк и особенно серьёзным взглядом пристально смотрел на неё. Линду сейчас он мало интересовал, поэтому она даже не остановилась, когда Хэнк сказал:
      — Твои глаза.
      — Не понимаю о чём ты говоришь, - помахала Линда рукой и не оборачиваясь вышла.

07:18 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
А почему нет ни чего про временный пост? OO А потому что не через клиент отправляла.

07:18 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:18 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:17 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
Мегаспам пост!

ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

07:16 

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
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ZVSE
** Horn of Celestial Might v.1.0.2
!#VRz994:S^Horn of Celestial Might^;
!#UN:A170/9/994;
!#VRz995:S^{Horn of Celestial Might}

Summons Celestial Unicorn and infuses hero with ability to automatically turn undead.^;
!#UN:A170/10/995;
!#UN:A170/3/16;

**************************
** C.U. summoning **
**************************
!?BR&v997=0;
** check if artifact equipped for left hero
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/107/0/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E107/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 S11 M34/-2/3 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!MA&y-99>-1:X25/?y-2;
!!VRy-2&y-99>-1:|32768 |2 |512 |1024 |16384 |65536 |524288 |131072;
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;

** check if artifact equipped for right hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
* 3 - pos, 4 - owner
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:S25/1/113/1/-1/0;
!!BU&y-98>0/y-99>-1:E113/?y-1;
** attack, defense, hp, spell: destroy undead, anti-magic, dl, dh
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:A60 D60 H1000 M25/-2/3 M34/-2/3 S11 U1/150 U2/175;
** double strike, fly, king 3
** mind immune, fire immune, no retaliation
** no morale penalty
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:Fy-2;
** prayer animation
!!BMy-1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:V0;


**************************
** undead turning **
**************************
!?BR&v997>0;
** check if artifact equipped
** 99 - hero number, 98 - artifact.count, 97 - SP
!!BH0:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH0&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;
** 2nd hero
!!BH1:N?y-99;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:A2/170/?y-100/?y-98;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:I?y-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:C25/0/3/0;
!!HEy-99&y-99>-1:Iy-97/1;
!!BH1&y-98>0/y-99>-1:M0;

15:38 

.Sweeten hurt.
all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you
скажите, оно только у меня не работает или у кого еще?



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15:21 

all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you
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15:20 

all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you



14:19 

Линда Кайе
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Кстати, а почему сообщество закрытое? Я что-то пропустила?

14:14 

Проверка Симагика...

Линда Кайе
Тотальная неудачница и убийца жёстких дисков.
#post-id: 3093-17-55
#original-date: 13.01.2009 Tue
#original-time: 5:55 PM
#original-day: 3093
#original-host: WinXP Prof SP1 (Build 2600)

А! Сегодня мне снилось, что я играю в какую-то ADV. Даже не играю, а сама героиня этой игры. При чём события происходят на борту парохода вроде того что был в Saphism no Genshou, только более советского образца. У него ещё вечером надстройка складывалась - я в этот момент была на одной из верхних палуб, было забавно. Начинала я каждый раз днём в одной каюте и то шпионов выслеживала, то пряталась, а вечером игра оканчивалась. И вот я за это время всё пыталась что-то успеть ^^

20:19 

all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you
SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.

Enter ROMEO

ROMEO
<--------

He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

JULIET appears above at a window
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

JULIET

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JULIET

If they do see thee, they will murder thee.

ROMEO

Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye
Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet,
And I am proof against their enmity.

JULIET

I would not for the world they saw thee here.

ROMEO

I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight;
And but thou love me, let them find me here:
My life were better ended by their hate,
Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.

JULIET

By whose direction found'st thou out this place?

ROMEO

By love, who first did prompt me to inquire;
He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes.
I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far
As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea,
I would adventure for such merchandise.

JULIET

Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,
Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night
Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'
And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries
Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay,
So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.
In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,
And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light:
But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true
Than those that have more cunning to be strange.
I should have been more strange, I must confess,
But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,
My true love's passion: therefore pardon me,
And not impute this yielding to light love,
Which the dark night hath so discovered.

ROMEO

Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear
That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--

JULIET

O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

ROMEO

What shall I swear by?

JULIET

Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
Which is the god of my idolatry,
And I'll believe thee.

ROMEO

If my heart's dear love--

JULIET

Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,
I have no joy of this contract to-night:
It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;
Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night!
This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Good night, good night! as sweet repose and rest
Come to thy heart as that within my breast!

ROMEO

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

JULIET

What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

ROMEO

The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.

JULIET

I gave thee mine before thou didst request it:
And yet I would it were to give again.

ROMEO

Wouldst thou withdraw it? for what purpose, love?

JULIET

But to be frank, and give it thee again.
And yet I wish but for the thing I have:
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

Nurse calls within
I hear some noise within; dear love, adieu!
Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true.
Stay but a little, I will come again.

Exit, above

ROMEO

O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.

Re-enter JULIET, above

JULIET

Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed.
If that thy bent of love be honourable,
Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow,
By one that I'll procure to come to thee,
Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite;
And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay
And follow thee my lord throughout the world.

Nurse

[Within] Madam!

JULIET

I come, anon.--But if thou mean'st not well,
I do beseech thee--

Nurse

[Within] Madam!

JULIET

By and by, I come:--
To cease thy suit, and leave me to my grief:
To-morrow will I send.

ROMEO

So thrive my soul--

JULIET

A thousand times good night!

Exit, above

ROMEO

A thousand times the worse, to want thy light.
Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from
their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.

Retiring

Re-enter JULIET, above

JULIET

Hist! Romeo, hist! O, for a falconer's voice,
To lure this tassel-gentle back again!
Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud;
Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies,
And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine,
With repetition of my Romeo's name.

ROMEO

It is my soul that calls upon my name:
How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,
Like softest music to attending ears!

JULIET

Romeo!

ROMEO

My dear?

JULIET

At what o'clock to-morrow
Shall I send to thee?

ROMEO

At the hour of nine.

JULIET

I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then.
I have forgot why I did call thee back.

ROMEO

Let me stand here till thou remember it.

JULIET

I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
Remembering how I love thy company.

ROMEO

And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,
Forgetting any other home but this.

JULIET

'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
And yet no further than a wanton's bird;
Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
So loving-jealous of his liberty.

ROMEO

I would I were thy bird.

JULIET

Sweet, so would I:
Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
Good night, good night! parting is such
sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

Exit above

ROMEO

Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!
Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell,
His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.




SCENE III. Friar Laurence's cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE, with a basket

FRIAR LAURENCE

The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:
Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,
The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
What is her burying grave that is her womb,
And from her womb children of divers kind
We sucking on her natural bosom find,
Many for many virtues excellent,
None but for some and yet all different.
O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
But to the earth some special good doth give,
Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use
Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:
Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
And vice sometimes by action dignified.
Within the infant rind of this small flower
Poison hath residence and medicine power:
For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
Two such opposed kings encamp them still
In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
And where the worser is predominant,
Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.

Enter ROMEO

ROMEO

Good morrow, father.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Benedicite!
What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?
Young son, it argues a distemper'd head
So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed:
Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,
And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain
Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign:
Therefore thy earliness doth me assure
Thou art up-roused by some distemperature;
Or if not so, then here I hit it right,
Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night.

ROMEO

That last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.

FRIAR LAURENCE

God pardon sin! wast thou with Rosaline?

ROMEO

With Rosaline, my ghostly father? no;
I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.

FRIAR LAURENCE

That's my good son: but where hast thou been, then?

ROMEO

I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.
I have been feasting with mine enemy,
Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,
That's by me wounded: both our remedies
Within thy help and holy physic lies:
I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo,
My intercession likewise steads my foe.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift;
Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.

ROMEO

Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set
On the fair daughter of rich Capulet:
As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine;
And all combined, save what thou must combine
By holy marriage: when and where and how
We met, we woo'd and made exchange of vow,
I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray,
That thou consent to marry us to-day.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!
Is Rosaline, whom thou didst love so dear,
So soon forsaken? young men's love then lies
Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.
Jesu Maria, what a deal of brine
Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!
How much salt water thrown away in waste,
To season love, that of it doth not taste!
The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,
Thy old groans ring yet in my ancient ears;
Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit
Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet:
If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine,
Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline:
And art thou changed? pronounce this sentence then,
Women may fall, when there's no strength in men.

ROMEO

Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline.

FRIAR LAURENCE

For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.

ROMEO

And bad'st me bury love.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Not in a grave,
To lay one in, another out to have.

ROMEO

I pray thee, chide not; she whom I love now
Doth grace for grace and love for love allow;
The other did not so.

FRIAR LAURENCE

O, she knew well
Thy love did read by rote and could not spell.
But come, young waverer, come, go with me,
In one respect I'll thy assistant be;
For this alliance may so happy prove,
To turn your households' rancour to pure love.

ROMEO

O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.

FRIAR LAURENCE

Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.

SCENE IV. A street.

Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO

MERCUTIO

Where the devil should this Romeo be?
Came he not home to-night?

BENVOLIO

Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.

MERCUTIO

Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline.
Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.

BENVOLIO

Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet,
Hath sent a letter to his father's house.

MERCUTIO

A challenge, on my life.

BENVOLIO

Romeo will answer it.

MERCUTIO

Any man that can write may answer a letter.

BENVOLIO

Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he
dares, being dared.

MERCUTIO

Alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a
white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a
love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the
blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to
encounter Tybalt?

BENVOLIO

Why, what is Tybalt?

MERCUTIO

More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is
the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as
you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and
proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and
the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk
button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the
very first house, of the first and second cause:
ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the
hai!

BENVOLIO

The what?

MERCUTIO

The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting
fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu,
a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good
whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing,
grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with
these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these
perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form,
that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their
bones, their bones!

Enter ROMEO

BENVOLIO

Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo.

MERCUTIO

Without his roe, like a dried herring: flesh, flesh,
how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers
that Petrarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a
kitchen-wench; marry, she had a better love to
be-rhyme her; Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gipsy;
Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey
eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior
Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation
to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit
fairly last night.

ROMEO

Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?

MERCUTIO

The ship, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?

ROMEO

Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in
such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.

MERCUTIO

That's as much as to say, such a case as yours
constrains a man to bow in the hams.

ROMEO

Meaning, to court'sy.

MERCUTIO

Thou hast most kindly hit it.

ROMEO

A most courteous exposition.

MERCUTIO

Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.

ROMEO

Pink for flower.

MERCUTIO

Right.

ROMEO

Why, then is my pump well flowered.

MERCUTIO

Well said: follow me this jest now till thou hast
worn out thy pump, that when the single sole of it
is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular.

ROMEO

O single-soled jest, solely singular for the
singleness.

MERCUTIO

Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint.

ROMEO

Switch and spurs, switch and spurs; or I'll cry a match.

MERCUTIO

Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, I have
done, for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of
thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five:
was I with you there for the goose?

ROMEO

Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast
not there for the goose.

MERCUTIO

I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.

ROMEO

Nay, good goose, bite not.

MERCUTIO

Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most
sharp sauce.

ROMEO

And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?

MERCUTIO

O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an
inch narrow to an ell broad!

ROMEO

I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added
to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.

MERCUTIO

Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?
now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art
thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:
for this drivelling love is like a great natural,
that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.

BENVOLIO

Stop there, stop there.

MERCUTIO

Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.

BENVOLIO

Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.

MERCUTIO

O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short:
for I was come to the whole depth of my tale; and
meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no longer.

ROMEO

Here's goodly gear!

Enter Nurse and PETER

MERCUTIO

A sail, a sail!

BENVOLIO

Two, two; a shirt and a smock.

Nurse

Peter!

PETER

Anon!

Nurse

My fan, Peter.

MERCUTIO

Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
fairer face.

Nurse

God ye good morrow, gentlemen.

MERCUTIO

God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.

Nurse

Is it good den?

MERCUTIO

'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
dial is now upon the prick of noon.

Nurse

Out upon you! what a man are you!

ROMEO

One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
mar.

Nurse

By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
may find the young Romeo?

ROMEO

I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
you have found him than he was when you sought him:
I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.

Nurse

You say well.

MERCUTIO

Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
wisely, wisely.

Nurse

if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
you.

BENVOLIO

She will indite him to some supper.

MERCUTIO

A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!

ROMEO

What hast thou found?

MERCUTIO

No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,
that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.

Sings
An old hare hoar,
And an old hare hoar,
Is very good meat in lent
But a hare that is hoar
Is too much for a score,
When it hoars ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
to dinner, thither.

ROMEO

I will follow you.

MERCUTIO

Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,

Singing
'lady, lady, lady.'

Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO

Nurse

Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy
merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?

ROMEO

A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute than he will stand
to in a month.

Nurse

An a' speak any thing against me, I'll take him
down, an a' were lustier than he is, and twenty such
Jacks; and if I cannot, I'll find those that shall.
Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am
none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by
too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?

PETER

I saw no man use you a pleasure; if I had, my weapon
should quickly have been out, I warrant you: I dare
draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a
good quarrel, and the law on my side.

Nurse

Now, afore God, I am so vexed, that every part about
me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word:
and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you
out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself:
but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into
a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross
kind of behavior, as they say: for the gentlewoman
is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double
with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered
to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.

ROMEO

Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I
protest unto thee--

Nurse

Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much:
Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.

ROMEO

What wilt thou tell her, nurse? thou dost not mark me.

Nurse

I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as
I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.

ROMEO

Bid her devise
Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;
And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell
Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains.

Nurse

No truly sir; not a penny.

ROMEO

Go to; I say you shall.

Nurse

This afternoon, sir? well, she shall be there.

ROMEO

And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall:
Within this hour my man shall be with thee
And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair;
Which to the high top-gallant of my joy
Must be my convoy in the secret night.
Farewell; be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains:
Farewell; commend me to thy mistress.

Nurse

Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir.

ROMEO

What say'st thou, my dear nurse?

Nurse

Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say,
Two may keep counsel, putting one away?

ROMEO

I warrant thee, my man's as true as steel.

NURSE

Well, sir; my mistress is the sweetest lady--Lord,
Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing:--O, there
is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain
lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief
see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her
sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer
man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks
as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not
rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?

ROMEO

Ay, nurse; what of that? both with an R.

Nurse

Ah. mocker! that's the dog's name; R is for
the--No; I know it begins with some other
letter:--and she hath the prettiest sententious of
it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good
to hear it.

ROMEO

Commend me to thy lady.

Nurse

Ay, a thousand times.

Exit Romeo
Peter!

PETER

Anon!

Nurse

Peter, take my fan, and go before and apace.

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